I promise to start doing better than once a month posts. Til then, here is a women's sex survey I found online that I wanted to fill out, just for kicks. (No, not those kind of kicks, perv!)
Hair Color: Brown or Blond
Eyes: the better to see me with
(Their)Music Genre Preference: compatible with mine.
Age: 25 and up
Personality Type: perverted
THIS OR THAT
Older or Younger: I'm starting to get off on younger ones...
Romantic or Horndog: why can't I have both?
Smart or Stupid: smart
Fat or Skinny: skinny
Skinny but Muscular or Big and Muscular: skinny and muscular
Punk or Preppy: a little of both
The Big Picture or the Little Things: I want the best of both worlds
Flowers/Candy or Big Expensive Present: uh...
Mixtape or Burned CD: CD
Love or Lust: BOTH!
Emotional or Just Not: Emotional
Sincere or Jokester: both
Hott and mean or Ugly and sweet: what?
Sexy or Just Cute: sexy
Arse or Abs: arse!
Hair or Hands: hair
Dimples or Eyes: eyes
Biceps or Calves/Thighs: calves, thighs, yum!
Teeth or Nose: Um, well, I prefer him to have both teeth and a nose. (WTF?)
Clean Shaven or Scruffy: what area of the body?
Rugged or Prim and Proper: proper but not prim!
Countryboy or Cityboy: city boy
Date alone or With Friends: depends on the friends...
Mama's Boy or Rebel Without A Cause: both
HAVE YOU EVER...
Dumped a guy because he liked you too much: yes
Loved a guy because he stalked you: what????
Loved a guy because he hated you: NO!
Asked your friend's crush out: no.
Lead a guy on for kicks: when I was 16 and immature
Flirted with guys even though you had a boyfriend: yes
Lied about not having a boyfriend: maybe...
Lied about having one: no
Cheated: I plead the 5th
Been Cheated on: yes
Had a crush on a gay guy: I made out with a gay guy!
Briefs?: see above
Hat?: long as it's not a trucker hat
Skater Shoes?: what?
Pimp Shoes?: who?
Band Shirts?: depends on the band
Vintage shirts?: YES!
Southpole/um..other thug clothes..?: does not compute
Dixie Outfitters/Big Johnsons?: huh?
Independent/DC?: haven't the faintest
S&M/Little Devil?: don't know
Fox/Thor?: no idea
Jeans or Shorts?: jeans
Would you ever date a guy for his money?: how much we talkin'?
Would you ever date a guy for his social status?: huh?
Have you ever liked hanging out with your bf's friends more than him?: no
Have you ever pretended to like somebody to make them feel better? oh, a mercy fuck? (*cough*) no idea what you're talking about.
Have you called a girl a whore, when you were screwing lots of guys?: no
Do looks matter?: a bit.
Are you honestly scared of being dumped?: No, cause "paranoia will destroy ya..."
Does size matter?: yes. :-)
Do you avoid 'situations' with ugly guys?: sometimes
Are you ashamed to be seen with your ugly friends?: who wrote this crap?
Are you ashamed for being ashamed?: I've nothing to be ashamed of!
Do you hide things from your crushes/guy friends/bf?: I'm learning not to.... ;-)
Do you lie about masturbation for attention or false innocence?: I used to.
Do you really want a guy to say if those jeans make your butt look fat?: nope, and I never ask.
Are you disappointed when your bf doesn't say I love you right away?: ouch!
Wanna be a virgin till marriage? obviously not applicable
Do you really love the guys everytime that you say it? yes
Do you dream about your crushes/bfs/guy friends?: yes!
Would you make out with a guy friend just to get it over with/curiosity?: no!
Does this survey suck nuts? Kinda, yeah.
NOTE: I realized halfway through that this cannot possibly be a real sex survey and is intended for teens or something. I was going to delete it but since I went ahead and filled it out I'll just leave it. Oh well, I tried.