The state of Minnesota is really making sure that I pay my debt to society. I just got a $40 parking ticket for being parked on a snow route (apparently a felony in Minnesota). After my next door neighbor called to let me know I was getting a ticket, I rushed outside to plead with the meter maid (or whoever the hell she was). I stood on the doorstep, freezing my ass off in a T-shirt and sweatpants, and yelled "I'm moving my car!" At first she pretended not to hear me, and when I called out again she gave me the sweetest smile, shrugged and said "Sorry!" then jumped in her little minivan and cruised.

Bitch.