Oops, a friend just emailed me to say that Michael Douglas thanked Catherine Zeta-Jones at the very end of his speech--he said something like "This award means nothing if you can't share it with anyone; Catherine--I share this with you." Whatever, though. He still didn't kiss her when he went up to the stage, and she still looked pissed during the pre-show festivities.

I'm sticking by my story.