Okay, I'm sitting here trying to get some writing done and work on my resume and cover letters, but I keep getting distracted by the damn internet. It's evil. Here is something I've just come across that about made me piss myself. I wish I had thought of it, but I don't have Photoshop.

Go here and enter a bizarre parallel universe where Alanis sings "I love my life!" Christina Aguilera covers up her ass (in a nun's habit and a burqa), Rob Zombie sings his favorite alpine yodels, Eminem sings about Jesus, Michael Bolton is a gangsta rapper and Yanni is a pimp. Pure comic gold.