While I'm on my "favorites" kick, I've decided to link to all my favorite articles from The Onion. Here they are, in no particular order.

Marijuana Linked To Sitting Around and Getting High

Gore Camp Denies Putting Bush Camp's Canoe In Treetop

U.N. Orders Wonka To Submit To Chocolate Factory Inspections

Stoner Uncle All the Kids' Favorite

Aging Gen-Xer Doesn't Find Bad Movies Funny Anymore

Area Daughter Wearing Next To Nothing

Fun Toy Banned Because of Three Stupid Dead Kids

New Wonder Drug Enables Users To Get Higher Than Hell