From the end of my weekly movie column for the paper: "One last thing: If you’ve been following the Deep Throat story the past few days, do yourself a favor and rent 1999’s Dick. The film takes the idea that Deep Throat was not a high-ranking government official but instead two dimwitted teenage girls. It’s hilarious and the cast – which includes Kirstin Dunst, Michelle Williams, Dan Hedaya, Dave Foley, Will Ferrell, and Harry Shearer – work well together. It may sound like a terrible movie, but trust me. You’ll be quoting it for days."
"Wow, Arlene, you've been talking on this tape for exactly 18 1/2 minutes!"
ReplyDelete"Come away with me Arlene."
ReplyDelete"What about Pat?"
"She understands."
"37? Is that your combined age?"
ReplyDelete"You're a meanie!"
ReplyDeleteAnd also...
ReplyDelete"He's way weirder than the corndog guy."
"Checkers doesn't poop. He does his business."
ReplyDeleteFrom the end of my weekly movie column for the paper: "One last thing: If you’ve been following the Deep Throat story the past few days, do yourself a favor and rent 1999’s Dick. The film takes the idea that Deep Throat was not a high-ranking government official but instead two dimwitted teenage girls. It’s hilarious and the cast – which includes Kirstin Dunst, Michelle Williams, Dan Hedaya, Dave Foley, Will Ferrell, and Harry Shearer – work well together. It may sound like a terrible movie, but trust me. You’ll be quoting it for days."
i fucking love that movie!!!
ReplyDelete"you suck
DICK"
"Dick frightens me."
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I could continue quoting this for a long time. So many great lines...