OCCUPY, BITCHES!

Also, who pooped and peed on the bank? Is anyone listening to me???? Who pooped and peed on the bank?

Yes, my Beavis and Butthead laugh got a workout on this one.

Uh huh huh huh hehehehuheheheheh huh huh huh huh.

As any twelve-year-old knows, nothing is funnier than poop and pee. Except for maybe this--ahem--'journalist' at Occupy Eureka (northern California logging town...heh heh, "logging") stomping around the occupation demanding to know "who pooped and peed on the bank?"

My favorite things about this clip:

1. She says "poop and pee" roughly 800 times.
2. At one point she switches to "feces" instead of poop, trying to class up her reporting (too late honey!)
3. Her Contempo Casuals sweater from the 1989 holiday collection.
4. Two words: Stretch pants! (Two more: Oy vey!)
5. The stoned guy in the black T-shirt and '80s skater 'do totally cracking up at her questions.
6. The fact that she is obviously serious with this crap (pun intended).
7. The camera guy (unintentionally?) zooming in on her fat rolls after she harangues the tent dude.
8. Unintentional or not, the camera guy clearly hates her.
9. She storms off at the end of the clip, yanking the camera guy behind her by the mic cord (?) like a pissy kid taking his ball and going home.
10. It's even funny with the sound off.

That said, I totally support the Occupy movement.

Uh huh huh huh heh heheheheheheh huh huh huh huh.

"Movement."