In case you haven't noticed....

THINGS KEEP GETTING 
*S T U P I D E R*

I know that I'm about two weeks behind with the Trump/Nicki Minaj thing (that's like two years in the insane shitfest that is the Trump news cycle), but it gives me the opportunity to share that my husband refers to Nicki Minaj as "Nicki Minge." He also calls Taylor Swift "Taylor Snatch," while Bruno Mars is "Bruno Arse." He's such a card.

  

Ugh, again with the handjob thing. WTF is that?

This feels like a good place to drop this video. As my dear, departed friend Kevin used to say: "I'm not a fan of Mariah's music, but I'm definitely a fan of her interviews." (I am a fan of Mariah, myself.) At any rate, she gives a master class in cuntery here:

It's all in the facial expression.

Meanwhile, Miss Jaydine fancies herself a comedian:

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Did you hear that? I said, 'fart left!' Eat it, libs!"

And what the hell was he trying to do in the video below? Oh, I know! He's taken a page from Daddy Trump's playbook. When confronted with a question that makes you look bad, just deflect and turn it into a "viral moment" to draw attention away. Bonus points if you can work in a comment about someone's ass. HA! Asses are so funny!  

That Jesse Watters chud nearly burst a blood vessel laughing at that one. Good little monkey! Der Fuhrer will be pleased. 

This Greg Brady looking motherfucker.

Hey Jess, I got a joke for ya! Check this out.

Staffer: "Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch."

Kash Patel: "Did someone say dog?" 

JD Vance: "Did someone say couch?"

Trump: "Did someone say minor?"

I love that one! 

Well, I suppose there's nothing to do now but pop some Xanax and wait for the election results to come in. I don't think this election will change everything, but I think it may change enough to give the rest of us some hope. Silver linings, you know.