Thursday, April 26, 2012


Ever since I've made commenting available on Praxis, I've been getting the most delightful, cracked-out spam messages ever. Naturally, they are marked as undesirable and quickly dispatched to the great spam folder in the sky. But I did make a point to salvage a few of the more amusing ones before sending them off into the ether and I've submitted today for your approval, along with my comments. 

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1 comment:

Ms Sparrow said...

It seems to me that the online grammar checker is what catches these stupid things. Most of them are nonsense which makes you wonder, WTF?! Maybe they want you to check out the source to tag you as a dunderhead who falls for stuff like that!