Thursday, June 02, 2005

Deep Throat Revealed!

Dude, don't they know that Deep Throat was Kirsten Dunst and that Dawson's Creek chick? (Great flick by the way). "Oh my God! French fries, french fries..."

8 comments:

Marcus said...

"Wow, Arlene, you've been talking on this tape for exactly 18 1/2 minutes!"

andiepants said...

"Come away with me Arlene."
"What about Pat?"
"She understands."

Marcus said...

"37? Is that your combined age?"

andiepants said...

"You're a meanie!"

andiepants said...

And also...
"He's way weirder than the corndog guy."

Marcus said...

"Checkers doesn't poop. He does his business."

From the end of my weekly movie column for the paper: "One last thing: If you’ve been following the Deep Throat story the past few days, do yourself a favor and rent 1999’s Dick. The film takes the idea that Deep Throat was not a high-ranking government official but instead two dimwitted teenage girls. It’s hilarious and the cast – which includes Kirstin Dunst, Michelle Williams, Dan Hedaya, Dave Foley, Will Ferrell, and Harry Shearer – work well together. It may sound like a terrible movie, but trust me. You’ll be quoting it for days."

Anonymous said...

i fucking love that movie!!!

"you suck
DICK"

Marcus said...

"Dick frightens me."

Seriously, I could continue quoting this for a long time. So many great lines...