Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Today feels like a list day. Whaddya think? I just watched the tape of the American Film Institute's 100 Best Movie Quotes, so here are mine...

Favorite movie quotes (in no particular order):
  • "He doesn't need pussy. He needs dick. Big, hard, dick!"
  • "I'm not blowing you man, and that's final."
  • "Now missy, we're just worried about any young man who comes a courtin'. Is he a Christian?" (these are all from Threesome, one of the coolest movies ever. If you haven't seen it, do so now. Otherwise, your life has no meaning).

More favorite movie quotes

  • "Dignity. Always dignity." -- Singin' in the Rain
  • "David--that's nice, that's a Biblical name. What does he call you, Bathsheba?" --Annie Hall
  • "Everybody's too stupid!" -- Ghost World
  • "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?" --Heathers
  • "I don't think he's gonna apologize." --Thelma and Louise
  • "Bite the big one, junior." --Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • "Don't be so mature." --Manhattan
  • "That's a big chicken." --Sleeper
  • "He's an asshole. Anyone with a haircut like that, you know he's an asshole." --Weird Science
  • "If he's The Ugly Guy, why are you wearing the sexy top?" --Walking and Talking

Of course, now that I'm trying to remember all my favorites quotes, my mind's gone blank. Feel free to post your own favorites in the comments. I won't make fun of them. Promise.

1 comment:

Marcus said...

Five faves:

"Geckos! All he talks about are geckos! Come on, now, I'm a pretty good big brother." - I Heart Huckabees

"Legions of undead are attacking the city and you want to go to a mixer?!?!?!?" - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"You have license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?" - Real Genius

"Oh my God. Frogs are falling from the sky." - Magnolia

Every single quote from this movie: http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0081777/quotes