Here are some of my favorite scenes from "the Citizen Kane of bad movies."
"You think about everything!"
"Well maybe you should have a girl, Mark."
"A man like that! With a gun! My God!"
I love this scene because it makes no sense whatsoever. I'm not talking about the football thing, what puzzles me is Mark's "Underwear? What's that?"
Pizza and scotchka! "Don't worry about it. It's good for you."
And if you're still not convinced, here is an audience reaction montage. But don't take their word for it...experience The Room for yourself.